1. What’s the worst fanfic you’ve ever written/have thought about writing?
according to other people, the “everyone is trans*” rooster teeth au. according to me, every harry potter/tom riddle fic i ever even remotely thought about
2. Admit to a kink you’re ashamed you like.
dubcon/noncon. THIS KIND OF GOES PAST ASHAMED TO LIKE AND STRAIGHT INTO UPSET THAT IT TURNS ME ON???? but it does. i am upset. ITS EXCLUSIVELY IN WEIRD FANTASY SCENARIOS BUT I AM STILL UPSET
3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
HAHA JOKE’S ON YOU I DIDN’T WRITE MY FIRST PORN UNTIL 2012 AND IT’S AWESOME
"Your last breaths escape between her lips and yours and you can’t, can’t, can’t stay down any longer, you have to go up for air, but she’s - she’s - she’s -"
i mean its also breathplay but its awesome breathplay yolo
4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF?
5. Most shameful ship?
harry/voldemort or anakin/obi wan. TO BE HONEST NNY/EDGAR DOES NOT EVEN COMPARE
6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?
IF I WAS I DIDNT NOTICE. MAYBE IN JTHM IDK
7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?
mpreg. the first fics i seek out in a new fandom are mpreg. if a fandom has no mpreg to offer i am exceedingly disappointed. im actually not even guilty about it
8. Share something you did in fandom that you’re embarrassed about.
i was gonna say “participated in house of smex” but no way i’m really proud of that. uhhh. drew fanart for the badfic?????? i’m not really embarrassed about that the badfic should just be embarrassed about itself.
actually you know, when you get right down to it, i’m embarrassed that i was a misogynistic piece of shit in fandom for so many years, even though i had no control over the societal influences that shaped that and i was a kid at the time. i was an ass about female characters and female sexuality and it harmed everyone around me. i’m embarrassed about that.
9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?
OH MAN WOW, I TOTALLY DO NOT EVEN REMEMBER???? it was probably yu yu hakusho or harry/draco or something. JESUS IM TRYING TO REMEMEBER AND I JUST FRICKIN CANT?????? IT WAS BAD. PROBABLY UNLUBRICATED ANAL SEX
10. Any fandoms you’d hate to admit you were a part of?
avatar. avatar’s fandom sucks and is wrong about everything. SO IS CRIMINAL MINDS FANDOM YA’LL COME BACK WHEN YOU’VE GOT YOUR OT6 TOGETHER
11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?
idk a couple times a week i guess? not as much as when i was actually a teenager IM GETTING OLD AND NOW IM SAD
12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What’s the one fic you’re going to be most humiliated about?
PROBABLY SOLLUX: BE THE QUEEN BEE TBH
13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?
no actually!!! at least not fandom stuff
14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw your tumblr?
MY TUMBLR IS NOT THAT INCRIMINATING???? IM ACTUALLY KIND OF UPSET ABOUT THAT I TELL MYSELF MY BLOG IS FULL OF GAY PORN AND ITS NOT EVEN TRUE
15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What’s your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?
domestic fic and trans fic. almost 10gb of domestic fic and trans fic. do you know how much 10gb of PDFs is???? its a lot